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The Big Flinch

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Join America’s most attractive audio engineer and her host as they stand athwart the surrender of America to the forces of darkness shouting STOP!

We examine how white liberals destroyed the black family via the “Great Society”, that it was suicide and not white supremacists that killed Malcolm Harsch, and why mindlessly wearing masks threatens to drive thinking people insane.

We must go halfway round the world and back to find courage to stand up against the mob, whether it be rainbow colored in Romania, red in China, or black at the Babylon Bee!

Listen in to find out how the first world’s flinch on the new corona virus is killing the third world, how the economic recovery might not go like we’d all hoped, and how the forces of darkness, sensing weakness have put their boots on to march.

NBC news made up a terrified Philadelphia Phillies fan in order to keep you scared of catching the virus, guilt ridden trust fund baby Dan Cathy bowed to the mob, while PepsiCo & Mars will erase Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben just in time to be burned to the ground by them.

Power and water were cut to prevent CHOP, no, to prevent Dave Blondin from opening his gym.

The two communist agitators gone missing from the Black Lives Matter riots were murdered not by white supremacists, but by a guy who hated cops as well.

More killers have been arrested for the murder of Captain David Dorn, while government school teachers were defacing Christopher Columbus. And rioters have torn down the Shaw Memorial in Boston.

We can confirm that about 80% of the country do not think, but do wear masks. But Sheriffs across the country are beginning to push back against the idea that showing your face in public is a crime. (Even while Chinese authors at Texas A&M churn out a fake “study” showing masks and other assorted filthy face coverings are good at preventing spread of the not so new anymore corona virus).

Last week The Boy Scouts of America bowed to the Black Lives Matter mob even faster than the bowed to the queers piled up against them, communists dressed up their revolution in trans attire, and the Attorney General FINALLY at least scheduled the execution of five murderers.

Neil Gorsuch and the Supreme Court have sodomized the nation once again, and the RE-publican Senate concurred, and followed up with new rules targeting law enforcement.

In Atlanta the cops were walking off the job, in San Diego the Cops saved a couple kids lives, and in Las Vegas officer Shay Mikalonis remains paralyzed after being shot in the head at the “mostly peaceful demonstrations.”

All than plus masks and magic at the restaurant, a tiny bit of real science, and how a relatively dim-witted, vulgar celebrity, aided by a populace filled with extraordinarily selfish wussies lose a nation to the mob.

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Hear how America’s most attractive audio engineer and her host would advise future leaders on pandemics, and what they plan to do to get out of this awful situation.

We did a bit of research into the history of ideas like “lockdown” and social distancing and discovered that the 2 bureaucrats most responsible for the Panic of 2020 had visions of this grand global social experiment quite some time ago, (but everyone else thought trying this would be insane).

Gavin Newsom still hasn’t responded with proof of his slanderous accusation against nail salons in California, but his political uncle Willie Brown is now fully “woke” to the fact that the lock-down cannot continue.

ABC urinalist Jonathan Karl asked idiot Donald Trump about testing everyone for COVID-19 every day, and Trump appears open to trying it. If your face mask makes you feel better that’s wonderful, but there’s no conclusive evidence it does anything more than make you feel better.

Fresno County sheriff Margaret Mims, (Fresno is the 5th largest city in California) says enough is enough, the third world is going to starve a lot more this year because the 1st world is hiding out waiting for a vaccine, and the congress is concerned about women owned cannabis businesses, among 3 trillion other counterproductive things.

Elon Musk pushed back just a little and the cowardly politicians in California caved, you might spend more time getting disinfected at the airport than you spend on the plane for your next transcontinental flight, and the mindless taking of temperatures will continue even though we now know that the majority of people who catch the Novel Corona Virus are asymptomatic.

The Supreme Court in Wisconsin showed us the value of pushing back by striking down the lock down, but at least 100,000 small businesses have been destroyed in America so far, with thousands more on the brink.

Let us be the first to condemn the Jared Polis Administration for “blood on their hands“, and not for re-opening Colorado, but for releasing dangerous criminals.

The tranny health secretary in Pennsylvania appears more concerned with normal people “misgendering” him, than he is about putting the vulnerable in nursing homes at real risk of death. And a judge in Connecticut is making normal people refer to tranny athletes not as boys, but as something they are not.

We cover reason number 1,224 to get, or keep your kids out of the government schools, (should they ever re-open, they tend to hire a lot of child molesters).

In Arizona Moslem students are threatening to kill a professor for asserting that Islam is violent, (and their not just threatening for the irony of it)!

Someone is destroying Christina symbols in France at the rate of 3 per day, San Diego County is quite possibly ignoring co-morbidities involving COVID-19 at a rate of 194 out of 200 so far, a massacre at a maternity ward and the bombing of a funeral have the Afghan government questioning the wisdom of peace talks with terrorists, and ANTIFA had to shutter it’s online magazine, and not because of COVID-19, but because of all the rapes amongst the staff.

And finally, in light of the ongoing greatest act of hiding in human history, an arbiter felt compelled to judge that one of the the deputies who hid while students were massacred at Parkland deserved his job back, a thug in NY received the justice he never would have gotten for beating a girl in the street, and a hat tip to the Babylon Bee for capturing the spirit of the panic of 2020 better than just about anyone else this week.

All that plus James Woods and Stevie Ray Vaughan, sneezing in public, plus the origins of “social distancing”!

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