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Conservative Talk – The Weekly Worldview: Accelerated Drawdown

15-Jan-12

Congratulations Tim Tebow on eclipsing Bill Maher’s twit followers! Tim topped a million followers on Twitter this week, while Maher stagnates, the same pig-eyed, rapidly aging crotch humorist he always was…

Paula Deen may turn bacon wrapped, deep fried mac & cheese into a lucrative pharma endorsement contract, and atheists say Tim Tebow is “full of crap“! No big surprises, but worthy of analysis from your favorite conservative talk show host on the Web!

Scream Rooms are the order of the day on the government school plantation, and dropping out is a disability? And the homosexualists in D.C. are considering how divorce the queers they’ve married off since 2010, (probably just trying to keep up with the hetero divorce rate at this point). Meanwhile the Girl Scouts of America are not denying that they want to sexually indoctrinate young girls, but they insist they’re not using money from the cookies to do it!

Personhood is rolling through Kansas and across the fruited plain while Rabbis are begging the average moron RE-publican voter not to fall for Mitt Romney’s false conservative, pro-life credentials, smooth talk. and fist-fulls of cash (Unfortunately this comes on the heels of an Israeli city topping the “best” list of homo-”friendly” destinations, and worse yet, Buffalo NY is designated as the queers next target! Really… Buffalo? Haven’t they suffered enough!

Allen West pronounces the “pee on a Taliban” controversy dead in the water so to speak, while the Taliban who’ve unfortunately escaped an early early and yellow-tinted demise are insistent upon retaking Afghanistan, (and continuing to be our enemy despite what Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton’s efforts to woo them with kindness).

Ahmadinejad and Chaves slobber all over each other while the centrifuges spin… perhaps faster than you might think, and Israeli magneto-bombs show us the path to peace while the life of a young Marine hangs in the balance…

RE-publican Governor Haley Barbour wakes up from his long term drunken stupor to find he’s released a pack of murderers, a cruise ship symbolizes the course of the eeeEEEEUUUUuuu, and the CDC insists that if you want to deface your tongue with a metal object, get the real thing!

It’s all the stories and perspectives the other conservative talk show hosts missed! Tune at the link below to get the podcast rolling!

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Conservative Talk – The Weekly Worldview: Tebow Evolution

08-Jan-12

And your favorite conservative talk show host will talk a bit about Tim Tebow, but this weeks show title is blatantly designed to increase website traffic by shamelessly riding the coat tails of the most popular sports figure in the world, (who’s also a home schooled Christian, and not unlike his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ… he’s a winner we can all look up to)!

And besides, being the only major media figure to predict a Bronco victory this week, Doug feels like Tim owes him one…

Hear about a woman who peed on a $30M abstract painting in drunken stupor, (well, look at the art and decide for yourself if Doug’s excuse for her might be valid).

You’ll also find out about the continuing deception of government school kids regarding Ernst Haeckel and evolution…. and a bunch of other stuff. But right now I’m going back upstairs to watch Bronco highlights ’till 3am.

Enjoy the podcast below folks! And say a kind prayer for Tom Brady and the Patriots. Lord knows they need it…

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Conservative Talk – The Weekly Worldview: Saving the Day

01-Jan-12

Here we are at the dawn of 2012, and whether you’re an apocalyptic neo-Mayan, a lying politician, a Tim Tebow fan, or just your average slack-jawed millennial working man; our conservative talk show has something for you this week!

PETA is putting up memorials for cows killed but not eaten, (which we find sad as well). Vancouver is giving crack-heads everything they need to kill themselves, (except the crack). And the western governments are debating what might possibly cause them to maybe consider preemptively striking Iran’s nuclear facilities. (We just hope “preemptive” remains an operative term).

And in Pakistan the same intelligence agency that built Osama his hideout is on the verge of taking over for the Islamofacists made so popular on CNN’s “Arab Spring” coverage.

Meanwhile, in America, the last great hope of western civilization is drenched in the blood of innocents, killed for the most part at the hands of their own family members and trusted friends, (all this brought to you by a Just-a-System that’s made an industry of crime).

On the Personhood front: Planned Parenthood tops a billion dollars in assets, (with nearly half of that coming from our federal government, who for years has assured us they’d never allow tax dollars to be used to kill babies). Two child killers have been arrested in Maryland, but not for killing babies per se, but for violating the “murder regulations” foisted upon us by the rapidly perishing pro-life industry).

But Rick Perry has allegedly seen the light, and at the tender age of 61 now realizes that a baby should not be killed for the sins of his father. Must have been a lack of attention by other “conservative” talk show hosts who’ve interviewed him, along with all those years in the United Methodist church that left him sorely lacking… But where there’s life there’s hope, (but not enough to gain our endorsement).

In China the one child policy is cracking up. In America the light bulb’s are going out. In New Jersey Chuck Schumers dim-witted brother in law’s landed a sweet patronage job. And in the Atlantic, vacationers are lining up to relive the glitz and glamor of the Titanic’s maiden voyage.

Enjoy the podcast folks…

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