Comments on: Conservative Talk-The Weekly Worldview: Worlds Colliding http://www.theweeklyworldview.com/conservative-talk/conservative-talk-the-weekly-worldview-worlds-colliding The Weekly Worldview with Doug McBurney Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:42:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Russell Holmes http://www.theweeklyworldview.com/conservative-talk/conservative-talk-the-weekly-worldview-worlds-colliding/comment-page-1#comment-99 Russell Holmes Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:28:36 +0000 http://www.theweeklyworldview.com/?p=256#comment-99 Wow Doug, you came to the exact same conclusion about time that I did---it doesn’t exists. It’s amazing that there are people out there as smart as me. Despite that, I was recently visited by a time traveler from the future and I, of course, asked him the one, truly important question. Thankfully, the answer was, “Yes, toilet paper rolls do return to their former size, ¼ inch larger than they now are.” There was one teensy-weensy, little bit of bad news, however. Turns out that Obama was elected president for life and he printed so much money that toilet paper squares are being use as currency in place of the dollar. Hey, can’t have everything. Wow Doug, you came to the exact same conclusion about time that I did—it doesn’t exists. It’s amazing that there are people out there as smart as me.

Despite that, I was recently visited by a time traveler from the future and I, of course, asked him the one, truly important question. Thankfully, the answer was, “Yes, toilet paper rolls do return to their former size, ¼ inch larger than they now are.”

There was one teensy-weensy, little bit of bad news, however. Turns out that Obama was elected president for life and he printed so much money that toilet paper squares are being use as currency in place of the dollar. Hey, can’t have everything.

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