I’ve got a couple of sick kids and an extremely attractive audio engineer to look after, so enjoy the podcast below, and from the book of Proverbs, as oft quoted by Mr. Tebow: “Let another man praise you, and not your own mouth; A stranger, and not your own lips.”

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This week we analyze the state of the Just-a-System from Fresno to Virginia, from Sacramento to Dearborn, and from Indonesia to Philly. All in search of confirmation that indeed murder has fallen off the top fifteen causes of death in America, (with Indonesia thrown in for cultural diversity and all)…

And while Microsoft may be developing and App to keep you out of the ghetto, there’s simply no escaping the drums of war as Saudi Arabia flirts with the atom, China’s brutal and hollow culture begins showing more cracks, Barry Ho offers secret “peace” talks to the mad mullahs in Iran, Islamists take over Egypt, and the Mufti of Palestine reiterates his desire to kill Jews.

But be not dismayed my friends! Where other conservative talk shows are found wanting, we offer the hope of the Personhood Movement rolling like a juggernaut toward victory in twelve states, (so far) this election cycle!

We cover the “Preppers” & the “Birthers” with aplomb, but we leave aside the “truthers”.

Find out why Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple is all in knot, the possible reason Willard “Mitt” Romney is uncomfortable releasing his taxes, how there’s more than one way to skin a cat, and how Barry Ho has chosen cow dung over petroleum.

Enjoy the podcast my friends!

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breaking down the Tebow phenomenon

and promoting Personhood at the Denver March for Life!

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Paula Deen may turn bacon wrapped, deep fried mac & cheese into a lucrative pharma endorsement contract, and atheists say Tim Tebow is “full of crap“! No big surprises, but worthy of analysis from your favorite conservative talk show host on the Web!

Scream Rooms are the order of the day on the government school plantation, and dropping out is a disability? And the homosexualists in D.C. are considering how divorce the queers they’ve married off since 2010, (probably just trying to keep up with the hetero divorce rate at this point). Meanwhile the Girl Scouts of America are not denying that they want to sexually indoctrinate young girls, but they insist they’re not using money from the cookies to do it!

Personhood is rolling through Kansas and across the fruited plain while Rabbis are begging the average moron RE-publican voter not to fall for Mitt Romney’s false conservative, pro-life credentials, smooth talk. and fist-fulls of cash (Unfortunately this comes on the heels of an Israeli city topping the “best” list of homo-”friendly” destinations, and worse yet, Buffalo NY is designated as the queers next target! Really… Buffalo? Haven’t they suffered enough!

Allen West pronounces the “pee on a Taliban” controversy dead in the water so to speak, while the Taliban who’ve unfortunately escaped an early early and yellow-tinted demise are insistent upon retaking Afghanistan, (and continuing to be our enemy despite what Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton’s efforts to woo them with kindness).

Ahmadinejad and Chaves slobber all over each other while the centrifuges spin… perhaps faster than you might think, and Israeli magneto-bombs show us the path to peace while the life of a young Marine hangs in the balance…

RE-publican Governor Haley Barbour wakes up from his long term drunken stupor to find he’s released a pack of murderers, a cruise ship symbolizes the course of the eeeEEEEUUUUuuu, and the CDC insists that if you want to deface your tongue with a metal object, get the real thing!

It’s all the stories and perspectives the other conservative talk show hosts missed! Tune at the link below to get the podcast rolling!

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And besides, being the only major media figure to predict a Bronco victory this week, Doug feels like Tim owes him one…

Hear about a woman who peed on a $30M abstract painting in drunken stupor, (well, look at the art and decide for yourself if Doug’s excuse for her might be valid).

You’ll also find out about the continuing deception of government school kids regarding Ernst Haeckel and evolution…. and a bunch of other stuff. But right now I’m going back upstairs to watch Bronco highlights ’till 3am.

Enjoy the podcast below folks! And say a kind prayer for Tom Brady and the Patriots. Lord knows they need it…

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PETA is putting up memorials for cows killed but not eaten, (which we find sad as well). Vancouver is giving crack-heads everything they need to kill themselves, (except the crack). And the western governments are debating what might possibly cause them to maybe consider preemptively striking Iran’s nuclear facilities. (We just hope “preemptive” remains an operative term).

And in Pakistan the same intelligence agency that built Osama his hideout is on the verge of taking over for the Islamofacists made so popular on CNN’s “Arab Spring” coverage.

Meanwhile, in America, the last great hope of western civilization is drenched in the blood of innocents, killed for the most part at the hands of their own family members and trusted friends, (all this brought to you by a Just-a-System that’s made an industry of crime).

On the Personhood front: Planned Parenthood tops a billion dollars in assets, (with nearly half of that coming from our federal government, who for years has assured us they’d never allow tax dollars to be used to kill babies). Two child killers have been arrested in Maryland, but not for killing babies per se, but for violating the “murder regulations” foisted upon us by the rapidly perishing pro-life industry).

But Rick Perry has allegedly seen the light, and at the tender age of 61 now realizes that a baby should not be killed for the sins of his father. Must have been a lack of attention by other “conservative” talk show hosts who’ve interviewed him, along with all those years in the United Methodist church that left him sorely lacking… But where there’s life there’s hope, (but not enough to gain our endorsement).

In China the one child policy is cracking up. In America the light bulb’s are going out. In New Jersey Chuck Schumers dim-witted brother in law’s landed a sweet patronage job. And in the Atlantic, vacationers are lining up to relive the glitz and glamor of the Titanic’s maiden voyage.

Enjoy the podcast folks…

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Your favorite conservative talk show host Doug McBurney delves into the week that was… including shocking Hollywood breakups, strategies to reduce homelessness, (or at least get the bums out of your neighborhood) and the war we should be declaring on pornographers.

Hear about the corruption of the language and 14 year-olds by Planned Parenthood and The new Pro-Life Standard that the Salvation Army will be called to uphold.

Personhood is on the March in Arkansas and Colorado!

And there’s our continuing coverage of the epidemic of bloodshed and violence that consumes our nation daily, and how to actually prevent crime, rather than make a living off it like the lawyers, judges and politicians conspiring together in the “Just-A-System”.

And of course there is the war… both the ones that are ending and the one that is coming with Iran.

We do touch on a bit of politics from Newt telling off a queer in Iowa, to Ron Paul, (oops, I mean Jimmy Carter) sending condolences to Kim Dung UN in North Korea, to someone finally noticing that Michelle Obama just ain’t all that and a bag of chips when it comes to style fashion, and bodily proportion…

And of course there is the obligitory Tim Tebow link in a brazen effort to improve our ratings by capitalizing on the most popular athlete in America, (even if he’s not quite John Elway on the field). He is a blessing to God and Man no matter where he is!

Enjoy the podcast folks:

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Korn and Kid Rock endorse, but your humble host of the most important conservative talk show in history holds his fire. Even as several RE-publican politicians participate in one of the most historically significant events of this century; becoming signatories to the Personhood Pledge. And you can count on us here to hold them to it… Actually, God will do that!

But alas, there is no time to continue writing as we pack up the plantation and head to work for the weekend. So please enjoy the podcast, and we’ll be back next week!

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Well, it could be that Barry is just busy gearing up for the NBA season, or perhaps his vacation planning takes precedence over foreign policy this time of year. Or maybe there are simply too many crises evolving far too quickly for Barry and the leftist Junta who put him in power to craft sufficiently cogent responses to any serious inquiry regarding national security.

Meanwhile American higher education continues to be exposed as a fount of all things wicked and corrupt, with Penn State, Syracuse and the University of Utah representing just the “tip of the iceberg”. We can only hope parents can avoid a collision by turning to the eminently sane, (if not yet mainstream) practice of home-schooling their children!

This week you’ll also find a review of opinions, (whether confused, for, or against baby killing), and events (ignored by most conservative talk show hosts) surrounding the Personhood vote in Mississippi, and an update on the movement that may be all that stands between us and the barbarians.

And speaking of barbarians, what other conservative talk show brings you all of the above, and a woman charged with self abortion in NYC, union members conjuring the power of Satan against a city manager, a dumpster diving professor, (hey, at least he doesn’t molest boys), a mom beaten and stomped over a glass of Kool-Aid, the Smithsonian Institutions plans to display the feces of Occupy Wall Streeters, and finally, before all hope is lost, an old man with a conscience reminding us all that God has reserved for Himself a People for such a time as this!

Enjoy the show,

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