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Defining Civilization Down

Listen in as America’s most attractive audio engineer assists her host in describing the problems & solutions to all that’s ailing Western Civilization.

If you didn’t already realize that America is the most blessed nation on the face of God’s green earth, where even the most shiftless losers among us benefit from the abundant grace poured out upon us every day by a merciful and patient God: check out the homeless guy in Detroit taking Mastercard!

You’ll hear a gender fluid “christian” sociologist pay homage to Mohammad, learn how slope shouldered, pathetic, RE-publican advocate of judicial supremacy Jeb Bush abandoned Terri Schiavo to be killed, (and then cites his failure, to prove his conservative bona-fides), & find out how “many scientists theorize” earth got it’s perfectly fine tuned moon!

And speaking of theories: Friday February 12th is not only Charles Darwin’s birthday, it’s also “Question Evolution Day“, brought to you by the fine folks at Piltdown Superman! Join in the fun as rational people everywhere joyously question the crackpot foolishness that is Darwinian Evolution, (gullible morons are excepted).

We tried to find an update on the story of a Bronx woman who was hacked to death by an unidentified 20 year old man, but could find none… perhaps we’ll have to wait for Judgment Day.

Barry HO is fighting the plague of rampant Islamaphobia sweeping the west ever since Islamists started massacring people left and right with a presidential visit to a Baltimore mosque linked to terrorists, South Carolina legislators think Sharia in America is actually worthy of serious debate, Italy is legalizing open fornication and sexual deviance, and Planned Parenthood wants to protect children from the Zika Virus by killing them!

In Texas a post abortive D.A.’s office has blessed the Right to Life Movement with indictments against the investigative journalists who exposed Planned Parenthood’s callous attitude about selling the baby body parts of the children they “protected” in Houston. The indictments appear to be for faking a Driver’s License, (a felony) and attempted trafficking in illicit baby body parts, (a misdemeanor).

While economists question the Fed’s December interest rate hike, free people are learning to operate exponentially more efficient farms with robots, and how to profit from the creative destruction of the shale oil bust.

And while Hillary’s indictment has not yet been publicly requested by the FBI, one of Bubba’s former mistresses isn’t waiting around to warn her friends that the Bill & Hill machine might just kill her!

It’s a worldview that might surprise you at times, and it might make you think, or laugh, or cry… but one thing’s for certain. It’s an original! And it’s only available right here.

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Till My Trophies at Last I Lay Down

America’s most attractive audio engineer helps her host illuminate the consequences of standing for what is right, even in the face of a world gone stupid.

We’ve got race hustlers hell bent on “fixing” the Oscars, homosexualists saying Ben Carson can’t be elected because he’s not “comfortable” with the queers, and the International Olympic Committee writing rules on how trans gendered boys can compete with trans gendered girls, (or however that works)…

Then there’s the whining pile of lesbians attacking the military for titles like “infantryMAN” & “midshipMAN”, and a convicted killer in Louisiana hospital deprived of the opportunity to repent.

On a brighter note, the Personhood movement continues to force the issue that all innocent people have a God given Right to Life; this time in South Carolina & Missouri!

We delve into the dark world of the genocide of Down syndrome children, global strife over the collapse of the oil market, and your hosts prediction that this is the week the FBI will recommend Hillary Rodham Clinton for indictment for her criminal mishandling of classified intelligence.

Speaking of Hillary; her new political ad features a boy kissing a boy, and lesbians holding babies!

She beats out Sarah Palin for the grossest moment of the week, but Palin holds on to win the most embarrassing public display of the week, with her rousing impersonation of that loud drunk chick at the end of the bar yelling and belligerent… and endorsing Donald Trump!

Grab the podcast and face another week knowing that at least now you really know what’s going on!

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Authority, The Word, & the Era of the Celebrity Presidents

Join America’s fastest steaming podcast as the nations most attractive audio engineer and her host talk religion, politics & even a bit of football!

After experiencing a roller coaster of emotions surrounding the death of 2 parakeets in the care of the bird whisperer, you host and his extremely attractive engineer bring you the latest in suicide fantasies from Europe, the euthanasia roller coaster!

We then move along to hear how Donald Trump plans to bamboozle the evangelicals of Iowa, and how despite the world’s present condition of lies and deception, God hard wired his people to trust Him, (and each other)!

We cover the series of victories being enjoyed by the original Islamic State in Iran, including Barry’s $100B ransom, the release of criminals who have helped Iran skirt sanctions, & the capture and humiliation of American sailors DURING Barry’s State of the Union address!

We visit the halls of “higher” education and hear about administrators screening for victims by asking kids to describe in detail their sex lives, and then apologizing for it once the parents found out.

And on to Boulder Colorado where a man became a woman, then married a woman, and wonders why he’s weirding everyone around him out!

We have the Vatican honoring David Bowie after David went to Hell, Penn State asking students to report “micro-aggressions”, (which appear to be any statement that makes a sinner feel any shame whatsoever), and the “rape culture” on display in a park in Brooklyn.

Then there’s football news… from the failure of John Elway and Peyton Manning to match the excitement of Denver’s last encounter with Pittsburgh, to the impending darkness surrounding the appearance of the evil New England Patriots, & the Jets Antonio Cromartie’s joy at hearing he’s about to have twins!

Enjoy the podcast, and we’ll be back next week!